You all fans of Ricky Bobby, look what I found today, it says: “Momma, I am going fast!” and you can see them at this Ricky Bobby Shake ‘n Bake T-Shirts store.
* If you ain’t first, you’re last!
I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence
* I wanna go fast!
* Help me, Sweet Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah! Help me, Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft to get the fire off me!
* God, I want to thank you for my handsome, striking sons: Walker and Texas Ranger- or T.R. as we call him – and for my red hot smokin’ wife Carly, who is a stone cold fox.
* Help me Oprah Winfrey!
* I can’t control my heart rate, I’ve got a cougar on me!
* Momma, I’m goin’ fast!
* I’m Ricky Bobby, and if you don’t chew Big Red, then f**k you.
* Nope, from now on it’s, Magic man…and El Diablo.
* This sticker is inconvenient and dangerous, but I do love Fig Newtons.
* I sent my application in to The Real World, and I’m pretty much putting all of my eggs in to that basket, the MTV basket .
* If my MTV career doesn’t work out, I was thinking I’d buy a gun and start selling crack. I would be like a laid back crack dealer, though. Not mean or anything. I’d just be like ‘Hey boys, how’s it going? Want some crack?
* 98% of people will die sometime in their lives.
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